unable to tell the difference between wet and dry sand due to cataracts and a complete lack of sensitivity on the soles of his feet (thanks to a childhood accident involving an ovenplate) and despite marge's warnings, gareth waddled into the surf.
it took fifteen hours for him to dry his ass afterwards.
the poor fella.
I have featured your work in my recent journal dedicated to deviations that make me smile
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If you'd rather not have your work featured in this manner just let me know
Warm Regards
Sandi
aka `oibyrd
PS - please excuse the impersonal cut-and-paste message - all a part of time management
COOL!